Coach Ashley Effect

The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.

"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"

by ThePublicker February 13, 2025

Legally Asleep

When everyone thinks that you’re asleep, but you’re actually in a call with your friends.

“I’ll join once i’m legally asleep”

by M0ther Timeskips January 30, 2026

Falf aslep

You want to depict a way to describe being "half asleep" but "half asleep" doesn't give that actually half asleep vibe instead you want to butcher the words so now it gives off "I'm so tired that I'm not even gonna correct my misspelling"

I'll text ya back when it's mornin I'm already falf aslep

by Stanl3y May 10, 2025

Red-Headed Ashley

Half a shot of raspberry sambuca, half a shot of peach schnapps.
Made famous by the infamous Ashley Love at Buddy's in Edmonton.

"Yo Lizzy! Three Red-Headed Ashley's!!
You, me, and Chad!"

by jstock14 April 3, 2009

mouth full of antlers

Term that means really crooked teeth.

The gaps between his teeth were so big that when he smiled it looked like he had a mouth full of antlers.

by Westside T October 30, 2015

Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec

I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler

by afroninja069 September 21, 2016

Ryan and Ashley

All Ashley’s love a Ryan Cuvier bc they can have kids one day

Ryan and Ashley Agouli love each other so much she is pregnant with his child

by Ryan and Ashley February 27, 2019