National illegal day

On February 30, you can do everything that's illegal now, but everything legal at that day is illegal.

Fred: It's National illegal day today, imma kill the one who stole my pen drive yesterday
John: But it's me...
Fred:
John: uh oh

by ItzKarrotz October 13, 2021

national dramen day

a day dedicated to the amazing life of dramen the hottest person on earth❌🧢

boy: happy national dramen dayyy!
girls: thank u dramen u too❤️

by mansaf god October 16, 2021

National Mohammad Day

On November 8th it’s National Mohammad day. On national Mohammad day you have to give money to anyone you know named Mohammad. But you don’t have to if your name is Mohammad

“It’s national Mohammad Day? Here’s $10 Mohammad”

by Not Mohammad October 28, 2021

National Saggy day

Give your friend sage a dollar day🙂

“hey sage it’s national saggy day wanna dollar??”

by C____ie October 31, 2021

national hehe day

Go up to someone and say hehe and if they dont say it back slap them.

girl: hehe

boy: what
girl: slaps boy
boy: oww wtf
girl: its national hehe day stupid

by malia.com November 1, 2021

National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.

Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆

by nationaldickday official maker July 15, 2021

National Duck Day

June 5th
A day where we celebrate ducks. What purpose do they have on earth? I don’t know, but they deserve to be cherished.

Hey! It’s National Duck Day! Maybe we can make duck cookies?

by Dfbjdcnsncm July 20, 2021