Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!

Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!

by thebean. December 7, 2023

The ol mike 1,2

Right before you give something away you check to make sure everything is in the bag or box.

Hey before you give out that order be sure to give it The ol Mike 1,2 please.

by cpt316 May 9, 2020

mike ruszczyk

fortnite pro ; prefers girls the age of 15-16 since tinder didn’t work out ; has a foot fetish, likes to be toxic to byronn and esther and enjoys selfies with stuffed toys

mike ruszczyk is behind you!

by Bywo December 9, 2018

Butter Mike

A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.

Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.

by Starviolet November 24, 2018

Mike Liu

Based!

Wow that was SO Mike Liu

by Sickballer6969699696969 July 13, 2023