Septemper 

No simp septemper

Friend 1: i Got a date this friday...
Friend 2: were are you going?
Friend 1: to see her favorite movie....
All the boys: nooo its No simp septemper

Septemper by Goddmorning September 2, 2020

septtember 13 

a good day to be a birthday

its septtember 13 my birthday!

septtember 13 by cool person that is cool December 5, 2020

SUPtember 

Standup paddleboarding adventures that occur in the month of September, prolonging the season on the water. SUPtember is when all of the paddleboard enthusiasts refuse to put their boards away from the summer and want to squeeze out every last drop of paddling while the weather is typically still be favourable. Best known for the foggy silhouette pictures of standup paddlers in front of the rising sun. Pairs well with morning coffee or tea on the water.

"Did you see that stunning sunrise? A true SUPtember misty morning beauty."

"The early bird rate for the Algonquin Park SUPtember Paddling & Yoga Retreat ends on December 1st."

SUPtember by corkonthedaily November 24, 2021

septemeber 22 

Bad bitches and cat lovers are born on this day.

Girl: did yall know shes born on septemeber 22?

Girl 2: yeah shes a bad obsessed cat lover

septemeber 22 by VicVistoner August 1, 2022

Septemboring 

Septemboring, (sep•tim•bore•ing) a word created and commonly used by Benjamin Cummins means to be acting in a particularly goofy or stupid manner. A “septembor” is a goofy or dumb act. If someone is a “septemborer”, then they are a very goofy or dumb individual.

Person 1: “Hey Person 2, let’s go to the joyful, jolly, juicy, sweet, park. It’s truly succulent!”

Person 2: “Person 1, why are you always septemboring?"

Septemboring by Silicone Bean September 30, 2024

Super Simptember 

Super Simptember is an alternate version of No Simp September, where you may simp for whoever you like, no matter who you are. There's no failing this month long challenge as long as you're simping for at least one person, real or fake.

John: "Didn't you hear? it's No Simp September."
Bob: "No, it's fine, I'm participating in Super Simptember."

Super Simptember by Hiyoko Saionji September 17, 2020