SUPtember

Standup paddleboarding adventures that occur in the month of September, prolonging the season on the water. SUPtember is when all of the paddleboard enthusiasts refuse to put their boards away from the summer and want to squeeze out every last drop of paddling while the weather is typically still be favourable. Best known for the foggy silhouette pictures of standup paddlers in front of the rising sun. Pairs well with morning coffee or tea on the water.

"Did you see that stunning sunrise? A true SUPtember misty morning beauty."

"The early bird rate for the Algonquin Park SUPtember Paddling & Yoga Retreat ends on December 1st."

by corkonthedaily November 24, 2021

septemeber 22

Bad bitches and cat lovers are born on this day.

Girl: did yall know shes born on septemeber 22?

Girl 2: yeah shes a bad obsessed cat lover

by VicVistoner August 1, 2022

sleptember

It's a month where you passively refrain from jumping on the hype train.

"Hey Donna, did you catch last night's episode of Kingdom of Dragons?"

"Nah, I checked my calendar and it's Sleptember"

by 5p0ok August 31, 2022

Septemboring

Septemboring, (sep•tim•bore•ing) a word created and commonly used by Benjamin Cummins means to be acting in a particularly goofy or stupid manner. A “septembor” is a goofy or dumb act. If someone is a “septemborer”, then they are a very goofy or dumb individual.

Person 1: “Hey Person 2, let’s go to the joyful, jolly, juicy, sweet, park. It’s truly succulent!”

Person 2: “Person 1, why are you always septemboring?"

by Silicone Bean September 30, 2024

Septemsororesmantaegummiphobia

The fear of having to repeat the same phrase or action over and over again (do things ad nauseam)

From seven latex manta sisters translated in Latin and phobia

People with Septemsororesmantaegummiphobia are more paillet to hate ads on YouTube.

by ErPhox05 October 14, 2025

Hirlus Septeverus

A reversed snake where it's scales are on the inside and it's meat is dripping juices everywhere on the outside.

Dylan: What the fuck is that on your rug dude!?
Jeremy: I dunno man the wife just bought this new Hirlus Septeverus for me since she took the fucking kids.
p.s: Caren I want the fucking kids back, I don't care about this meaty boi.

by Biggus Diccus Supremus November 3, 2018