by Ishlovesdick September 13, 2023

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

Lindsay- Mommy the monster attacked me! Help!
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
Lindsay's Mother- It's gonna be okay, I'll get you working closely with law enforcement when you grow up, that way you can talk as much shit as you want. You're my mouth of the south even if everybody else in life rejects you.
by Solid Mantis August 17, 2019

by Zachariah Cornelius October 5, 2025

1#: a monster, the real one, usually the disgusting or scary figure that lie under your bed
2#: often, a ruthless, evil person, individual with superior intellegent, poweress or inhuman manipulation that kill people without hesitation, remorse or can easily charm others and get them into doing bad deeds for them
3#: name of a drink made by Hansen Natural
2#: often, a ruthless, evil person, individual with superior intellegent, poweress or inhuman manipulation that kill people without hesitation, remorse or can easily charm others and get them into doing bad deeds for them
3#: name of a drink made by Hansen Natural
omg johan lieburt is literally a monster , he set other in motion and watch them killing each other, such best villian lmao
by coolpseudonymhaha December 10, 2020

by chelsea. February 20, 2008

A famous folkloric creature known as the Big Wapella Monster is a big foot like creature that has terrorized single moms for decades. He’s ferocious, so when the Big Wapella Monster comes to town lock up your mothers.
by WapellaFan August 24, 2025
