by icycakes November 14, 2015
Get the long hallmug. Katy, “I fucking hate penetration, and super pale fugly ass dicks!”
Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”
Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
Eva, “Then find a guy with a goddamn penny long”
Katy, “Your know wassup that’s why I hang with you”
by 😜LAKE 40😜 June 19, 2018
Get the penny longmug. A quote from a street urchin from the game red dead redemption 2, ts will become a meme in like 2034 idk
Arthur: hello, gentlemen
Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy
Arthur: okay, okay.
Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
Street urchin: you a long way from the ranch cowboy
Arthur: okay, okay.
Street urchin: *gets scared* come on gotta go! *runs*
by Johngle arson October 13, 2025
Get the You a long way from the ranch cowboymug. An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
by MurderDuck May 28, 2022
Get the Big Long Schlong Clubmug. Someone who's head is so long it's as high as Burj khalifa.
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
If you want to talk to them you can't ... Cause their head is literally in the clouds
by Whateverselena March 17, 2019
Get the Long headmug. 
An event similar to the long jump, where the male athletes instead whip out their cocks and see how far they can ejaculate, and female athletes sit on the floor and see how far they can squirt.
Jonaben: You wanna go join the long cum event this athletic meet?
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
Jaben: Yea sure! We can compare dick sizes while we're at it.
Finki: Yo I can join you guys too!
by toddrwod October 2, 2022
Get the Long Cummug.