KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.

Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

I Real That

When you relate to something in both a real way and a feel way.

Person 1 "I'm so bored I wanna die"
Person 2 "I real that"

by L.luci.i6 March 8, 2024

The Real Hater

Everybody knows who you are. A stereotype generator and a human being labeler. A freekin' cancer factory.

MLK on the Tv: "...judged by the content of our character"
Jay-Z on a Cd: "actions, well, yall already know the actions."
Dare Drug Free: "The Real Hater."

by StillGodTime September 11, 2010

real bobby

Has a tiny penis and does so poorly in bed he is reduced to fingering dogs

dude did you hear about that real bobby. ya he LOVES dogs

by potatoman34 April 3, 2017

Realness

A word which is part of gay slang with no fixed meaning and that doesn't really add to the sentence but which goes alongside words like "serve" or "cunty".

This fit is serving cunty realness, like it's slaying.

by CrispyCelt June 9, 2022

Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke

*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real

by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022

real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.

If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.

by QuacksO February 29, 2020