The Design is very Human

A description for man-made killing machines/devices/gadgets that are the complete opposite of human and probably break the Geneva Convention.

Crackhead: The design is very human

fym bro that is NOT human 😭🙏

by Playstation0 December 11, 2025

Human Jukebox

A person who naturally brings music into public spaces — usually with a Bluetooth speaker, portable radio, or a bike with a speaker strapped to it. They’re like a mobile soundtrack provider, adding background music to everyday life. Human Jukeboxes aren’t trying to disturb anyone; they just carry the vibe with them wherever they go.

“When I hear Kehlani on BART from the Human Jukebox on my way to work, I know it’s gonna be a good day.”

by SN13T0 December 11, 2025

The human play-dough

A horrific and vile sexual act where a person sits on their partners face and defacates (shits) into the mouth of the person who is the human play-dough machine. The aim is to release enough excrement that it fills the person's mouth and eventually comes out their ears. (This is similar to how play-dough could be pushed into machines and it would come out of other holes due to the pressure)

Tip: For better results the one defacating should eat taco bell to cause diarrhea, the consistency should be runny but still firm, similar to play-dough

Chris: I did the human play-dough on my boyfriends face last night, you should try it

by Wiseman486 December 16, 2025

Sigma human

A human who is a sigma alpha and is apart of the GC ¨A sigma Alpha Chat¨ And have A LOT of HUZZ😕

This guy is a sigma human

by User of school chrome book December 18, 2025

Human

(noun) A terrifying you should avoid.

"I haven't left the house in 12,856,195,683.6 days, because... humans."

"I rather spend extra money getting an item online than simply going out to get that item because humans exist."

by This is totally the definition November 23, 2021

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025