Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

The Human Spork

A nickname for any guy who spoons like a boss.

Sleeping with him is so nice, it must be because he's The Human Spork.

by TheHumanSpork December 13, 2015

humans

Beings who slowly kill the planet. Some do the best not to, even though it is inevitable. Only humans can read this. So, are you, sadly, a human?

Person 1- Are you guys humans?
Persons 2- Of course, pfft!

by 미겔 December 11, 2022

a human ick

lelli kelli.

who is a human ick?
lelli kelli.

by sksodoejsnif February 20, 2022

Human Snailing

The act of using a blanked to curl into a ball, And ejaculating in order to move, leaving a trail of semen on the floor, like a snail.

Me and my friends tried Human Snailing for the first time.

by urethraworms September 1, 2024

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 6, 2024

humaning

human death

the that human is humaning another human

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 6, 2022