Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

Facebook Cemetery

An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.

RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.

by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013

Facebook Holocaust

The act of deleting several friends on facebook at once due to not talking, falling out of touch, and the like.

"I just deleted lots of people....buuhh byeee!"

Yep, that was a facebook holocaust. I'm glad I survived the cut.

by jbjohnso January 21, 2012

Facebook Jizz

When some you haven't seen on Facebook in awhile suddenly appears, commenting and like all you past post from weeks ago.

Sharon is facebook jizzing all over my wall today.

by ajcunn87 October 10, 2014

Facebook popular

One whom talks and flirts with others on the Facebook website. Usually a nobody in real life. More than likely made to make jokes about on the site. Photo usually appears on reddit later in life.

"She is disgusting. Why would she post a photo of herself with her ratchet boyfriend online, and why is it getting so facebook popular?"
"She is a loser in reality, and all those 'likes' and 'comments' just make herself feel better about herself."
"Oh, that makes sense."
"Yeah, everyone is just liking it because she looks like a horse."

by Ermargurd! December 8, 2012

Facebook Slut

An individual who frequently adds people on Facebook whom they have never met.

"Damn... 2,000 Facebook friends? There's no way he knows that many people... What a Facebook Slut."

by What_the_hell_was_that January 11, 2013

Facebook Fib

To lie on facebook status' update, similier to vouge lies, in an attempt to appear cooler than someone else.

Fibber- "Just got back from the oval office, Barry is so funny!"

Witness- "Look at this chump, everyone knows he never met the president. What a facebook fib."

by craffffffffftz October 21, 2010