Someone who has no clue about Facebook.
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
Possibly afraid to even use Facebook.
Could also be someone new to Facebook, most likely a 50-something that has no clue how to post or tag content.
The Facebook Tard usually has 20-something off-spring that school them on the nuances of social networking. These off-spring often use encouraging statements like, "Facebook is good for old people like you. MySpace is for young people."
My mom is so Facebook Tardilicious that I had to post her profile picture for her.
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
My Facebook Tardilicious friend published the same link five times!
by pism February 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Tardilicious mug.1.The Concept, Idea, or Action of one issuing goodwill on Facebook, or really any other social network.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
2.The connotative form of definition #1, where someone makes an often futile and socially awkward attempt at socialization on a social network (such as facebook), often with no previous communication to the receiver nor any plans to follow up in real life.
Example for definition #1:
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
Steve: "Hey, did you know what you did at the party last night?"
Joe: "Dude, I was too smashed to remember."
Steve: "You freaking puked on Sarah! It was hilarious!"
Joe: "What?! Great, now I'm going to have to pull some Facebook Diplomacy."
Example for Definition #2
Joe: "Hey, you know that girl that gives me the stink-eye at work?"
Steve: "The one that never talks to you?"
Joe: "Yeah. She just invited me to be on her "best friends" app."
Steve: "Weird. But that's Facebook Diplomacy for yah though."
by Mr. Pistachio May 11, 2010
Get the Facebook Diplomacy mug.competitive facebooking is the act of checking in or posting on facebook to one up your friends, relatives, or other that have it better than you.
We checked in at a really nice place, and shortly after he checked in at the old haunt. I think he is competitive facebooking.
by no1special March 5, 2014
Get the competitive facebooking mug.Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.
by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017
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I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
Get the facebook fake mug.Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'
-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.
-*groan*
by Dr. Flavor November 1, 2009
Get the Informed by Facebook mug.An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.
RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013
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