facebook trap

When you go on facebook to check something really fast, but as soon as you are about to log out, someone messages you on chat and sucks you into wasting an hour talking to them about nothing.

Guy1: Dude where were you last night? you missed the game
Guy2: Sorry man, I went to check my facebook and I got facebook trapped

by fb junkie September 19, 2011

Facebook Happy

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.

Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.

by Richie Man September 13, 2016

Facebook Meerkat

A person that cant help to view what you are typing over your shoulder on Facebook

Gemma: tip tap tip tap tip (typing on Facebook)

Stuart: What you typing?

Gemma: nothing!

Stuart: Becomes a Facebook Meerkat!

by Husky lady March 30, 2010

Facebook Officer

an employee who spends most of his time facebooking within working hours.

The Facebook Officer is still busy checking his notifications. Let's not disturb him with all these documents.

by invictus2823 April 30, 2011

Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.

Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

Facebook rape

When a person, most likely an acquaintance or coworker, forces you to add them on Facebook againat your will. This is usually done by excessive nagging accompanied by texts and/or emails reminding you to accept the request. If you deny the request, you will be forced to deal with them reminding you constantly that you "must not be friends", which you usually aren't.

"Lisa Facebook raped me today. She told me she would hide all my paperclips if I didn't accept her request."

by Stanistu1 July 15, 2015