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Facebook patient

Someone who uses Facebook as a thinly-disguised substitute for actual psychotherapy.
Heather's posts centered around her anxieties, her phobias, her delusional self-image - photos of herself taken today, taken ten years ago, taken when she was born - complimenting herself in a variety of ways, and her friends obliged, from empathy, 'liking', 'sharing', telling her how beautiful she still was, knowing she was a Facebook patient.
by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020
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facebook wait

The invariably brief/lengthy gap in time between posting a status on Facebook and receiving your first 'like' or comment. Due to the crushing pressures of Facebook social politics, the wait can be an unnerving, soul-destroying experience, with unliked statuses often driving the user into near-manic depressive states.
Guy: You okay man? You're shaking real bad.
Guy 2: Fucking facebook wait, man, I posted that quote a half hour ago and still nobody's commented. Can't fucking concentrate until I at least get 1 like.
by norepeat October 2, 2011
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facebook fake

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!
I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
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Facebook Raping

When you repeatedly comment someone's wall with a group of friends so they are FLOODED with notifications.

And the best part is that they just sit there and take it! >:D
FBRaper: ahahah, how do you feel?
Rapee: Dude, i cant believe you were Facebook Raping me, not cool.
by moldylunchbox95 July 13, 2010
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Informed by Facebook

Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'

-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'

-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.

-*groan*
by Dr. Flavor November 1, 2009
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facebook panhandling

Someone who makes poor life decisions who take to Facebook looking for hand outs.
After Tobi got her last tattoo she took to Facebook panhandling to pay her rent.
by DirtyRandy April 26, 2017
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Facebook Cemetery

An event in which a Facebook News Feed is crammed with R.I.P.s, usually after the immediate death of a celebrity.
RIP, Roger Ebert
Rest in peace Roger
RIP Roger Ebert
RIP Roger
Holy crap, Roger Ebert died! RIP
OMG, it's like a Facebook Cemetery in here.
by Enough A'ight April 4, 2013
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