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douche klown

Also abbreviated DK is esentally a Douche a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very idiotic, they can not process information also they seem to have a sense of belonging and understanding of things, people, and places in which they have no idea about.EXAMPLE a white man acting black wiger , thus comparing them to the cleansing product for dirty vaginas and a Klown loud, goofy, usually white trash individual all and all a retard.
"There goes that douche klown again writing his name on the all over his room,the school,and the postal office.Man what a piece of human shit."
by just someone from Holly November 30, 2009
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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
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douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.
ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.
by Drye November 22, 2010
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Rachel Douche

Origin: described by a lesbian after a drunken night where she was picked up by a woman. Refusal to have sex after feeling so drunk and realizing the woman in question was gross.
1) The act of vomiting on a vagina while performing oral sex. Primarily after one has a lot of alcohol thus sterilizing the area.
2) vomiting pure alcohol after imbibing far too much
3) vomiting after hearing, smelling or seeing something

particularly disgusting (in reference to a woman's vagina) and unable to keep it in.
4) adj. Describing how grossed out you are by something.
5) vomiting in a way where in shoots out of your mouth like a douche
There was no way I was going down on her. I had ten shots and the girl was gross. I wouldve Rachel Douched all over her but she definitely needed it and a shot of penicilin.
by raymcday August 9, 2012
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Douche Canoe

Someone who is being such an ass that they need to immediately leave your presence and float away forever like a canoe
Wyatt left you on read and hasn’t replied in over a week? What a douche canoe
by mlex July 15, 2019
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Drive-by Douch

Inverse Drive-by Douche:

1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!

Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”

Believe in yourself!!”

“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
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Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
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