National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

National suck Theo’s dick day by theothegod April 12, 2019

National bring your foreskin to work day 

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

National bring your foreskin to work day by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day 

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

National dont give a shit day 

It’s a day where up you don’t have to give a shit about anything

Hey teacher today is national dont give a shit day so I don’t give shit about work

National dont give a shit day by National dont give a shit November 15, 2019

National ask your crush out day! 

On January 11th you ask out your crush

Friend: hey you know what today is?
Other friend: what?

Friend: It’s national ask your crush out day!

National ask your crush out day! by Kiddossssss November 20, 2019

get a boyfriend or girlfriend day 

its a day where you have to get a girlfriend or boyfriend

girl: want to be my boyfriend for the day cause its get a boyfriend or girlfriend day
boy:sure

get a boyfriend or girlfriend day by Get a bf or gf rn November 21, 2019

National give Ryan your social security number day

The name says it all

It’s National give Ryan your social security number day!

National give Ryan your social security number day by Ronald Warner October 18, 2020