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Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.
Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"
by C & N December 13, 2009
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Dick Cheese

the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end
Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight
by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009
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fummunda cheese

The cheese fummunda my nuts.
The smelly gooy substance fummunda ones balls
by cheesedick August 16, 2006
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mack and cheese

mackin' it; keeping one's pimp hand strong
Kevin: I'm gonna hook up with this girl from work before I go back to school and get at that girl from last semester.
Mike: Yo, mack and cheese, bro.
by K.Rose August 28, 2008
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buttpounder with cheese

A well endowed gayer's stonker.
More than just a mouthful and requiring a two handed approach.
Cums with a 'Special sauce' or gentleman's relish and often found between two buns.
Keanu bent over ready to take a hammering from Steve's buttpounder.
Steve got ready to chow down on Keanu's buttpounder with cheese.
by grizzlyadams November 10, 2006
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cheese on rice

1. A cleanlier alternative to saying "Jesus Christ!"
2. Probably deee-licious.
1.
Guy 1: "There's some kind of orgy going on outside in the intersection!"
Guy 2: "Jesus Christ!"
Guy 1: "Hey, don't use the Lord's name in vain, fucker!"
Guy 2: "Sorry. 'Cheese on rice!'"

2.
Girl 1: "Whoa, that looks deee-licious. What is it?"
Girl 2: "Cheese on rice! Hey... is that an orgy outside?"
by Mr Whale Jr November 24, 2005
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Cheese-Hammer

Cheese - soft squidgy edible substance.
Hammer – object to pound with. To hammer a steak tenderises it, to Hammer a piece of cheese would be a waste of time! A Cheese-Hammer has no place in life!
My current boss is a complete Cheese-Hammer.
by Threaders April 6, 2006
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