Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.
"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"
by Bradley the third December 02, 2009
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Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 12, 2006
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Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 02, 2010
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douche bag

omfg your such a douche bag because you broke up with a girl because she couldnt hang out for ONE DAY!?!?!
by ex's of tyler scott beaty December 10, 2011
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Douche Nozzle

Samurai topknot hairstyle worn by a hipster, most probably also sporting a beard.
check out the barista with the douche nozzle.
by Wizgy October 28, 2018
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Douche caboose

A unessecarily large camping trailer or fifth wheel, preferably a toy hauler, driven by an asshat in a lifted diesel truck.
Looks like Ryan is taking his new douche caboose up into the hills for the weekend.
by Alberta Strong November 19, 2016
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