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Douchy Douche

a douchebag with uber douche like qualities
a douche bag in a rice burner cutting you off without signaling then break checking you and then going below the speed limit, a typical douchy douche
by lVl46607 November 20, 2010
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douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.
ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.
by Drye November 22, 2010
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douche blimp

A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.

B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.

B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.

C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
by Nosie April 30, 2010
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twinky douche

a non stop flirt, someone who can't seem to mind their own business, or someone who refers to white girls as armenian gingers :putnam:

Could also be the latest celebrity fragrance, or stereotypically an asian person who is white on the inside who acts like a complete assface!
girl and boy holding hands
random slut comes and hugs boy in front of girl and proceeds to flaunt it
girl: wow, what a twinky douche!!!!!

person: mmmmm, that scent is DANK, what are you wearing gurl?!
other person: twinky douche by madonna. It is quite nice!
by SecretGarden May 12, 2010
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douche baggerry

Jane: thomas i am fed up with your douche baggerry, i am leaving you
by SKYEDONKEYNINJA!!! May 15, 2010
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mind douche

What you use after you get mind fucked.
man thats a total mind fuck, better grab a mind douche.
by miniburch May 7, 2009
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Douche Bag

Douche bag is a word that I use to much... Due to the annoyingly idiotic people that surround me.
Easily put, some one that suffers from retardation and pisses you off a lot. When you get mad, you call them a douche bag. Now, when this person is your father, then they are bald, mean, have a beer belly, and got what they deserved.
Jerks that need to be a. bitch slaped or b. kicked in the nuts. >.<
*Love yah dad!*
Me: Your such a douche bag...
Father: Do you know what that means? Go look it up!
Me: Oh yes, in fact I wrote my own verson, now you go look that up.
Father: *gets red and walks away angerly*
Me: Oh Burn!

Dude, your a friggen douche bag!!
by Smexie Emo November 10, 2008
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