Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
by thatfroggoboiii December 17, 2022
When a man swings his dick back and forth as fast he can in a competition amongst other male friends. Other wise know as “Clankin”
by Wayne6969 November 29, 2021
Kaeden w is a very interesting man who gives it to old men in retirement homes, he also has a very strong passion to the Slovakian traffic cone, who also has a fan favourite of the 1992 space movie that he jerks to for 23 hours a day
by ELLALOVER2 August 28, 2024
A man with high determination with favorite phrases like “WHY?” “Are yOu mOcKiNg mE?” And likes to do mock trials. And fish with his son “TYLER” in Kent Asland
Man 1: Fish sucks!
Jim W. Fowler: aRe yOu mOcKiNg mY fIsH, iLl hAvE yOu kNoW tYlEr iS tHe bEsT fIsHeR
Jim W. Fowler: aRe yOu mOcKiNg mY fIsH, iLl hAvE yOu kNoW tYlEr iS tHe bEsT fIsHeR
by BlankyDanky June 09, 2018
by narc21 March 16, 2024