Opposite day

Its officially opposite day on january 11th.

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
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by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024

School quit day

«school quit day» is a 15 may Celebration That kids want to have a longer day Free from school, Aka Jail for kids,
they Will Put crackers in their Lunch boxes to celebrate ,The school quit day the lunch box will explode to happiness of kids wonder to be free from School jail like.

I used grammar and ideas to type theze Text i want ever kids dream to come true like the school quit day and jail like

by Fattoyosh January 14, 2021

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

Cheat on your gf day

November 2nd is national cheat on your girlfriend day

Have you cheated on your gf yet today? It’s national cheat on your gf day.

by Sjanna November 1, 2021

National show me your tits day

Nov 30th

Hey it’s nov 30th you know what that means :)
It means it’s national show me your tits day

by Nsmytd November 30, 2022

Valentine's day

The day pornhub premium is free.

-Its Valentine's day today! How are you going to spend it?
-With my girlfriend, what about you?
-Pornhub wants to be my valentine. I'll be staying home i guess.

by PowerRager February 15, 2019

National Boss Day

January 21st is national boss day. the day everyone praises Mallory Skelly.

Omg it’s january 21st. i have to text boss happy national boss day!

by lesbian badussy January 20, 2022