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National Freak Day

June 27 is national freak day. Anyone born on this day is a FREAK and always gets their freak on. 👅👅👅
(girl) "Do you see how freaky they are?"
(boy) "Yeah... they must have been born June 27. That is National Freak Day you know..."
(person born june 27) "let me slather you in baby oil."
by too much aura June 21, 2024
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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D DAY

Girl: i wonder if his d is big
Other girl: well you in luck it's national grab d day
by Nicole746282835473 October 28, 2019
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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
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National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gives sloppy toppy to Joseph Dampier.
"Hey Joseph, are you ready for National Guadalupe Sucks Dick Day?"

"Yea now get down on yo knees for suck dick day."
by daelynfr May 9, 2024
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When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.
Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.
by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022
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National Dick Pic Day

On October 17 you have to send a dick pic to anyone who asks for one
Josh: Sup bro
Jacob: Send me a dick pic
Josh: Nah bro
Jacob: its national dick pic day you have to
Josh: No shit, dang guess I have to send one
by Homieseggual October 17, 2021
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