National Booty Pic Day

May 5th is National Booty Pic Day, Send a Booty Pic to your friends or partners (that you're comfortable with)!

Share the love! 🍑
And share some ass 😏

"Dude! You have such a nice ass! Happy National Booty Pic day!"

by Noods69 May 5, 2022

Work Women Day

October 20th is the day where you must force women to work! Work! Work! Work! No resting, nor breaks! If you catch a women taking a break, you are allowed to kick them! Only once.

Jason: We should have payback, it has been a couple days since Kick Dick Day.
John: It's Work Women Day! We will be able to work them all day til next morning. No slacking allowed!

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

National suck a black dick day

A national day( falls on November 26th)to get on your knees and swallow a glizzy

Bae pull it out its 11/26 national suck a black dick day

by Sir I'm Him November 26, 2022

May Day

The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.

Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!

by PCAFJACKB March 12, 2021

National Oodie Day

December 15th is the day of national oodie day. A day where you wear an oodie the whole day!

Me: Omg todays national oodie day
Friend: look I have my burger one on

by anonymous November 18, 2023

Opposite day

Its officially opposite day on january 11th.

Im not a twink
"But its opposite day"
fuck

by ExpressiveMoonman January 11, 2024

National hug your crush day

national hug your crush day on June 7th. make sure to hug your crush!

*hugs crush*
crush: what was that for?
you: it’s national hug your crush day haha
crush: *hugs back*

by hug your crush June 5, 2022