My girlfriend gave ma a wake up squirt,woke me up by squirting all over my face, and then having sex with me. The act of a girl squirting on her boyfriend‘s face to wake him up before sex.
by SacPhil September 30, 2025
Get the Wake up squirt mug.Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.
Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
Get the Didn't sign up for this mug.An exercise where you use resistance bands or weighted plates and flex to make it bounce. Similar to a “dick bounce,” but with added resistance from the plate or band.
by JuanPs3 October 2, 2025
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by aviation lover 123 October 2, 2025
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Get the putting up shelves on my wall mug.The Wake-up-cum is a variant of a facial cumshot mixted with a wake up call, also known as wake up call with a twist.
To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.
That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.
Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.
That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.
This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
To perform the wake-up-cum, a male partner has to practice abstinence for 4 or 5 days prior to D day.
That said male partner goes out for drinks with the boys, comes back home later that night, drunk & horny, very horny some might add.
Instead of finishing the night with a own stomach creampie, that same male partner decides that it would be more exciting to cum on his female partner's face, all while she is asleep, having no prior knowledge of any of it.
That male partner procedes to jerk himself on the side of the bed until he climaxes on his partner's face, moaning and grunting while cumming, waking her up.
This, my friends, is the Wake-up-cum.
Guillôme : "hear me out pals, I went out to party like an animal with friends, guess what I did when I got back home!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
Jordy : "Tell us!!!!"
Guillôme : "So, I was drunk, and horny when I got back home, and I decided to cum on my girlfriend's face while she was sleeping, it woke her up, but it was so exciting!!! The forbidden part of it turned me on!!"
Jordy : "Ohhhhh my boyyy, you gave her one of those the Wake-Up-cum!!!"
by Squirtsky October 10, 2025
Get the Wake-up-cum mug.used derogatorily when someone is talking too much, being annoying of anything along the lines. can be abbreviated as stfu when being concise
by lightskindemon October 11, 2025
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