On a good slave day there was a slave name israel he woke up out in his shed and saw somthing green he went up to it and smelled it. He called his master and his master said your wroking in the house tonight israel was happy. So one night well master was out israel was making a pie for miss jones the masters wife israel said ooooo miss jone you gonna love this pie then miss jones said you know what els imma like israel said ya yo biggg juicy black dick Israel was scared because miss jones was fatt like a ballon so he ran and ran until he was able to jump a fence a run away and never came back.
Slave days
by The butter killer June 17, 2018
by big babo December 02, 2020
You are in jail waiting to go to court so you go have a shower and cause of your long hair you look like a chick then bubba takes you from behind and you have the ride of your life and its the longest 8 seconds of ur life.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
It's the national day for Emyleens. The thing I'm pretty sure there's only on in this world and that's me : /.
Friend 1: Happy Emyleen day! *gives flowers*
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
Emyleen: Thanks much! It's soo cool I get a national day!
by JustARandomTeen February 03, 2024
A "grim grins" remark made by a gambling-addiction counsellor when asked how his establishment is doing.
Gamblers Anonymous director: So far today, we've had two homeless men, five working-class folks without a scrap of food in the house, three grandparents who squandered their offspring's college-funds, and one "chronic" moocher come through our doors --- and their deplorable statuses are all due to their gambling addictions! Just another lovely day in pairadice!
by QuacksO December 12, 2018
Anyone: “ Hey, look! It's National Whimper Audio day! Could you send me an audio please? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
Their partner: “ Uhh, sure? ”
by Lemmehititfromtheback123ONG April 07, 2024