National Give an Owen Big Turks Day

On every May 21st give someone named Owen in your life a bag of big turks.

Did you get Owen their big Turks turks yet? It’s national give an Owen big Turks day!

by Ojoe May 21, 2024

National Dress Like a Slut Day

An American holiday that occurs on or around Halloween during which women get tarted up and dress as slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty superheroes, slutty schoolgirls, slutty cats, slutty cowgirls, slutty cheerleaders, etc.

For National Dress Like a Slut Day, my girl wore a pointy hat and a black bikini with her tits and ass hanging out and said it was a witch costume.

by JazmanTestifyin May 21, 2024

national scooter day

may 21,st national buy a scooter day

its may21st which means its national scooter day!!

by aubreyvallentine May 21, 2024

National retard day

MAY 23RD - celebrate ur retard homies

homie 1: yo sug happy birthday!
sug in question: it’s march 23rd…my birthdays in july?

homie 1: yea but it’s national retard day!

by abcdefjhijk May 22, 2024

buy someone with the name of a month a burger day

22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.

“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”

by burger_lover. May 22, 2024

national Evelyn day

May 23rd, a day to appreciate Evelyn’s around the globe.

“Hey! It’s May 23rd!! Happy National Evelyn Day!”

by Panic!Evie May 22, 2024

National send a nude day

All u have to do is ask and they have to send a nude

“Him”Hi can I have a nude

“Her”Why
“Him”because it’s national send a nude day

“Her”ok I’ll send one

by Vbndsdfg May 22, 2024