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National sex day

A day you and your bf/gf have the best sex on July 19th
Girl: babe!!! Today is July 19th
Boy: hell ya baby national sex day
by Chickenbutt5678 July 19, 2022
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National Swordfish Day

Celebrated on the 15th of July and you have to give your friend a swordfish(drawing).
Person 1: Dude here, it's National Swordfish Day!

Person 2: Wow thanks! a drawing of a swordfish!!
by Notgaymat July 19, 2022
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discord mod day

discord mod day is a day to celebrate those hard working non pedo discord mods in your favorite server! it takes place on july 29th so be ready to show appreciation to those who keep you safe.
"i can't wait to celebrate discord mod day tomorrow"
by SpectraBark July 19, 2022
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Flamboyance Day

A holiday on July 20th, where it's not gay to have sex with your friend of the same sex. It also does not count as cheating if you are in a relationship, unless in a relationship with the same sex as your friend.
by Prestigious-Look-32 July 19, 2022
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National Halloween Prep Day

get ready for national halloween prep day!
by anonymous July 19, 2022
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fuck a bear day

A day where a Bear has to let you fuck no matter what.
July 21st is Fuck a Bear day, know Amy bears?
by Bungoid July 20, 2022
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The 2 Day Paradox

When something shitty happens literally 2 days after something great happens. This can encompass anything really, and it’s strange how it happens so much.
Bruh, I had a great day with my gf on the 26th, but then she dumped me on the 28th because the entire relationship was the result of a fucking bet from her friends. The 2 Day Paradox is in effect huh?
by Keklord Supreme July 20, 2022
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