slap ass day

janurary 4th is the slap ass day

where anyone needs to slap their partner's or crush's ass

SO: "hey why did you slap my ass?"
You: "it's slap ass day"

by Naku :3 January 03, 2023

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

Slap ass day

The day of when you can slap a girls ass without any consequences.

Yo chad did you know it was national slap ass day?
No I didn’t brad! That’s sick

by Yummy penis October 01, 2019

Annoy Your Friend Day

June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!

Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"

by Toaster Overlord June 22, 2022

Valentine's day man

A man who drinks a lot and uploads videos to the internet singing a song about Valentine's Day, is very dangerous, it is recommended to run. His name is usually Martin.

First person: OMG is the Valentine's day man, every body run
Ho No! He got me, HELP!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!

by ThePopTrox February 17, 2017

International go homeless day

On August 3rd, everybody MUST go homeless.

Boy: yo bro it's August 3rd A.K.A it's International go homeless day, A.K.A we gotta go homeless for life now.

Other boy: damn man, it says international in it, we gotta listen to it.

by Your Non-existant father August 01, 2022

National hate mexican day

National hate mexican day!
March 1

Ella ; Hi beaner!

Journey : WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME U FUCKING BITCH

Ella : It's national hate mexican day

Journey : Ohh okay

by jjjuuujjuuuu March 01, 2024