bag troll

A being that inhibits a small to medium sized luggage bag and is above all things, accepting of the people it meets. The troll bag typically takes time to get use to a knew face and will need to become comfortable with its surroundings before poking its head and arms out being less tense. The bag troll feels easily threatened and will seek shelter and protection from nearby individuals that it trusts and/or feels attatched to. The average diet of the bag troll includes snickers bars, doritos, chips and dip, donuts, maccoroni bites, blooming onions, and ice creams in a variety of sorts, in addition to several other sorts of fried foods. Bag trolls repel all forms of physical work or labor, but is excellent at keeping company to lonely people in need of comfort or a friend that will listen. They can speak every language imagineable, including English, French, Grimlin, Sign language, Chinese, Spanish, German, Latin, and many more. Overall, the bag troll is the perfect friend for all.

Sam is a bag troll; she is patient zero of an entirely new species, the father being a lost airport luggage bag and the mother being a Grimlin.

by Abendego July 29, 2014

Mask Troll

Noun: A person who looks hot with their mask on, but when they take it off you realize they are not.

Verb: When a person makes you think they were hot, but you realize they trolled you when they take their mask off.

I was gonna ask Susie to come home with me, but when she took her mask off, I realized she was a mask troll.

I saw this hot girl at the bar, but I realized I got mask trolled when she took off her mask.

by Ruffdaddey1 October 18, 2020

Troll

Troll (v) an action taken by Michael Manzi (n) in efforts to piss people off and confuse them. On other occasions it is to make them laugh. No one really knows.

“michael, did you really just troll Madie’s bf?”

by sofiademasi September 27, 2017

troll

-Somebody that an internet "community" disagrees with, e.g. about a game, the debate of genre vs art, the community's own grand selves vs someone with a particular criticism.

-Right-wing propagandists and manipulators.

-Somebody who deliberately provokes and uses confusion tactics and logical fallacies aplenty on the internet. Often and increasingly with a confused fake-moral ideology.

-It's strange how everything is perfect and better than life itself here except for those troll-topics.

-I'm not a troll, I was proving something to you about yourself, then you called me names. You are a troll. I am just very clever at argument and considerate about people who want to be exploited.

-That guy there is legit and has to be protected from a troll. I want to suck his dick for being so not-a-troll.

by felixh April 4, 2017

Diaya Troll

Trolls who work for the Palestinian terror organizations to pink-wash , spread propaganda, terrorism, jihad and aggression against the world.
The word "Diaya" in Arabic means "Propaganda".

"Shut up, Diaya Troll" used when the troll start promoting jihad and terrorism and say "Hamas does not represent the Palestinians" or "Raping is a form of resistance".

"This Diaya troll supports Hamas' atrocities"

by Magneto_Israel April 8, 2024

Basic Troll

A misinformed and overweight hag who has nothing better to do in life than argue on the internet.

Guy: Remember that time I posted a millennial joke on social media and that bitch called me a Boomer.
Girl: Oh yeah I remember, forget her. Just a basic troll.

by JohnnyTBP May 14, 2022

troll

pretends to be dumb to make or test others better. See retard and huntard

When I played wow one of my character was a troll.
Other: Characters*
Yup.

by nyu May 24, 2012