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Palm the Biscuit

The act of reaching behind you in a restaurant to grab another diner’s baked goods. OR
The act of pleasuring oneself physically
Paul can actually palm the biscuit from two tables away.

Their 15 year old spends all of his time palming the biscuit.
by Hot P October 18, 2021
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smelly jelly biscuit

When he luckily got the fuck on this morning and you start your period that afternoon; he comes home from work and you serve him up a Beer an shot, threw up the leg all sexy like and he says “what are you doin with your biscuits?” I said “this smelly jelly biscuit”
Sup?; watching a movie with a smelly jelly biscuit

It’s only anal tonight boo; I’m a smelly jelly biscuit up front
by sugarmelon September 7, 2021
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lemwiskit biscuit

Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!

Contestant: wha-

Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*

Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-

Howie Mandel: woohoo
by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021
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Not Lotus Biscuit

A ugly mf that crys their self to sleep every night bc their momma don’t love them.
Person 1: “You know who’s a homophobic 12 yr old sht eating dik suking curly toed 2 inch pp mistake?”

Person 2: “Who?”

Person 1: “User Not Lotus Biscuit on urban dictionary
by chae.com September 21, 2021
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Nano biscuit

That guy over there is a real nano biscuit
by GamingStalker September 30, 2021
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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Cow and a Biscuit

A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.

It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"

The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".

The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
by Paul Oakley July 17, 2021
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