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East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020
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Texas Caviar

Did you see those tweakers smoking that Texas caviar last night?
by DirtyVerc February 14, 2022
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texas buttplug

“Ed just put half a pouch of Beechnut in his mouth!”
“He always does, that’s his Texas buttplug
by Jhig44 February 20, 2025
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Texas Ski Lodge

Geographically bound to the border state; typically, but not necessarily in a single story structure (Ranch). Participants grabbed in bubble goose, goretex, thermals or overalls with no fabric from the waist down; accompanied by long socks and thong style flip flops with the AC cranked commence in a men standing and women on their knees orgy. Latex is forbidden unless there is a zipper and it covers the head. This can only transpire during an equinox and must continue for 12 hours before or after the aforementioned celestial alignment. Additionally the ratio must be balanced (3 men per 1 woman).
I remember my fist Texas ski lodge; my legs were sore for a month I thought there would be more chairs.”

“You couldn’t stand a quails egg on that ass unless you were at a Texas ski lodge.”

Tell you what, I never thought I’d be in a devils threesome, but if you don’t learn something about yourself at a Texas ski lodge I’m not sure you ever will.”
by SwazeyD August 18, 2023
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The forney Texas may 28 possible tornado was reported at around 6:00 am, wind speeds reached 75 mph, knocking over trees and destroying fences. Tornado sirens went off soon after the alert was given. On the same day, Valley view and garland was hit by a massive tornado. No lives were lost in forney, across the US, 100 were injured with many others losing their lives on that fateful day, many smiles were lost and the day was turned into despair, May 28 2024, was one of the saddest days for the US.
by Cory the rizzler June 11, 2024
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Texas fat man IQ

The amount of iq that a standard Texian-Floridian fat man has. With recent scientific breakthroughs, their IQ is estimated to be around 70-85, which is higher than Texas fat men appear to be. Saying someone has “Texas fat man IQ” is essentially saying they are stupid, or unintelligent.
A: Bro how did you do on the math test?
B: I have texas fat man IQ.
A: Oh you didnt do that well then huh?
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
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Texas Chili Bowl

A painful prank where the bully takes the cord of a telephone and shoves it in the victim's anus, and pours Tabasco Sauce in the other end.
Dude, that guy got Texas Chili Bowled. Worst case I've ever seen.
by rockybfdi March 9, 2024
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