Texas Mayonnaise

When one individual has anal intercourse with another while doing chewing tobacco. When the individual ejaculates in the anal cavity, he proceeds to spit into the cavity.

I think I might go home and Texas Mayonnaise that respectable woman.

by Bigboiwitdastick May 6, 2018

texas head

Everything is bigger in texas. Including head.

Yooo dude! I just got some Texas head from that new chick! Her mouth is like a cavern! It's massive!

by Oyoydjdnvsmegj December 27, 2016

Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college

That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.

by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017

Texas Brain

A pejorative term used to name someone who's got an underdeveloped brain.

Guy1:"Ew you have an east coast accent"
Guy2: "You clearly have a texas brain"

by AsapStav January 29, 2017

Texas Pocket Flick

you uppercut into your girls coochie and flick the cervix with the middle finger, guarantee you bro this the shit right here.

“ay bro last night hit my girl with a texas pocket flick, had her on the ground screaming for more”

by southern sex tips (official) December 28, 2019

Texas special

having anal sex with your male friends.

you gonna give me that texas special, rodney?

by lolmypseudonymlol February 6, 2020

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 30, 2020