Sam

Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.

Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!

by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020

Sam

He a real nigga

Omg he just shot up o block he’s definitely a Sam

by Penis rider 1000 March 11, 2022

Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam

Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons

by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

Sam's clubbing

To enter a Sam's Club without a membership and randomly ask a patron to use his or her card to make your purchase.

Bro: Damn I really need some energy drinks but their mad expensive.
Bro 2: Lets just get blazed and go sam's clubbing, buy em in bulk.

by dirman April 1, 2008

Sam standen

A well known pussy who won’t buy a wing for his 350

Sam Standen has it so kushty but he still won’t buy a fat wang

by Mackjoore64 April 28, 2022

Sam

I person that you can trust in but he is a retard and annoying most times. He can be kind but likes to act tough to look cool. If you have a Sam you need to keep him and get him a girlfriend.

Bill: He looks like a Sam

by Shitty tittes November 22, 2019