Oompa Loompa Salad

A role given when anyone is an immeasurable violent threat to any society (physically or mentally) and immeasurable hater of Wonkanese. Should be avoided at all costs, if seen report to authorities to sacrifice.
Should not be used as a insult, this role is too derogatory to be used in that manner.
On behalf of North Korean Willy Wonka, the Wonkanese Federal Court hereby makes you an Oompa Loompa Salad. Your sacrificing will be at the last of the OLS sacrifice list.
by Wonkanese November 04, 2022
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Bone Fish Salad

Orally catching the ejaculate from inside the vagina or asshole creampie.
After I came in her snatch, she immediately jumped up, squatted over the other girl & drained her cum filled pussy in the other girls mouth giving her a bone fish salad.
by satanmtb October 26, 2011
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Salad Shooter

A portable high-velocity cannon made for the sake of shooting salad as a weapon.
"OMG! Some drunk ass thessalonian just pulled a drive-by salad shooter on my filthy Egg McMustache!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 06, 2023
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Salad shooter

The act of shitting thy brains out from ingesting bad food
Man I had a terrible salad shooter last night.
by The atomic cornbread October 15, 2020
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Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 07, 2017
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hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
by Not_your:business March 29, 2017
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