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Sam

Sam is nice but loves to poop. He is annoying but loving of his pet chicken. He has a thing for flat girls but overall is caring.
I just pooped. You are such a Sam.
by JohnTh4tcoolkid December 16, 2019
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Sam | cavalrysquake

sam is the best person ever. literally if you're friends with her keep her because she's literally amazing. she has the sweetest heart and deserves the world. there's nothing bad to say about her because she's literally that amazing. not to mention the fact that she's a crazy good editor I mean have you seen her edits omg. literally she's amazing and can't say anything bad about her. love her sm she's the best. so lucky to call her my friend
love you sam <3
by mwah <3 August 13, 2022
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Suck for Sam

Something that became Sam Sucks.
It was Suck for Sam. Now it's Sam Sucks. Nice job with the 3rd overall pick.
by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018
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Sam Altman

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Sam

Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes
"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."
by Llallalland March 16, 2017
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Sam

Sam is sexy and likes too moter boat boobs, he has a biger dick than Connor
Sam is a man hoe
by Connor Gay January 28, 2020
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Sam Heintz

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz
by Floobhs May 21, 2022
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