“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”
-Andy Noel-
-Andy Noel-
“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor a “Pimp Sniper” “Pimp Sniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.”
by Saint Noel September 16, 2021

A pimp is simply the opposite of a simp,
Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
Someone who doesn't fall in love easily,
Someone who thinks bitches ain't shit.
by Chrofit August 6, 2022

by Shamwowedyou November 22, 2024

A dedicated day for the bad ass members of "Hustle and Burn Laser Community Group" on facebook. This day and post is dedicated for members to "Pimp the shiz" they are selling. Social media, digital files, crap they ordered too much of, etc.. Long live the laser community pimps!
Hey Alisha, you can't post that in the general thread and you need to wait to post that in the Pimp It Tuesday post only. Not allowed.
by Okie-n-Boots May 11, 2022

Someone who clogs up their social communications promoting an endless stream of kickstarter campaigns.
"Oh no, there's Brian. He's such a kickstarter pimp!"
"Debbie texted me last night. I thought it was to talk about us, but she kickstarter pimped me instead."
"I haven't slept in days, all my friends and family have blocked me, and Kickstarter is my homepage. Oh no! I've become a kickstarter pimp!"
"Debbie texted me last night. I thought it was to talk about us, but she kickstarter pimped me instead."
"I haven't slept in days, all my friends and family have blocked me, and Kickstarter is my homepage. Oh no! I've become a kickstarter pimp!"
by skairkroh December 1, 2015

by Sad to say November 15, 2020
