a woman who offers anal sex in exchange for crack or money with which to purchase crack. just like it sounds.
by P.D.H May 3, 2006
Get the backdoor crack whoremug. I was horrified when I saw that aunt Mary spent over a thousand dollars a month on crap from QVC but when she told me she returned all but $20 worth of stuff I knew she was a real QVC crack head.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
Get the QVC Crack Headmug. A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.
"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."
by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009
Get the Butt crack barnaclemug. by xxanaldestroyerfgtxx December 15, 2016
Get the Crack Whore Niggermug. After a man ejaculates into his partner’s buttocks or vagina, his partner then holds it inside retaining the warmth. Then at later period of time, the person whom received the ejaculate does a quick split type motion of their legs, reigniting the heat from the ejaculate inside.
"its cold out here, im going to crack a glow stick and warm up"
samantha got so cold that she had to "crack a glow stick"
samantha got so cold that she had to "crack a glow stick"
by Azmogorf May 30, 2009
Get the Crack a Glow Stickmug. A combination of cracking someone up (making them laugh) and busting their balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
Meant specifically for cracking guys' balls.
by mega.machine March 21, 2011
Get the crack your ballsmug. Getting through a particularly difficult situation without getting caught or suffering the consequences that most others suffer.
Johnny slipped through the cracks during basic training due to how quiet and clever he was.
The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
The police caught up everyone in the group except Gary because he is damn good at slipping through the cracks.
by BravoSierra June 1, 2011
Get the Slipping Through The Cracksmug.