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Christian

A boy who is a complete and utter dork. He probably enjoys Star Wars and reading, but he is also very sweet and loyal. He tries to be there for you when you're in need. When you're down, he can pick you up. He's weird, and you feel like you can be yourself around him. He's just a wonderful person to be around, and he can make you smile like no one else can.
Who's that weirdo?

Oh, that's just Christian. He's amazing.
by georificer December 19, 2022
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Christian

Christian is a funny white boy but really is a greasy lebo nigger. He has bent legs and curly hair and usually has a small dick. He doent look like a monkey but acts like one and does things that monkeys can.
Christian you greasy lebo come here.
by turk nigga March 26, 2019
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christian seavey

he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone
by Seaveysgf March 27, 2021
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Christiane

Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
Stranger: "I think I am immune to Christiane's glow!"

That same Stranger 2 seconds later: "AM WORNG"
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
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Christian

The best boyfriend that a guy could ask for, smart, sweet, and loving to everyone around him. He tends to be over protective but will still hang out with you when it’s safe (COVID-19 / 2020) He is incredible handsome and hot both on the inside and the outside.
Christian is hot as f*ck
by Gay media March 20, 2020
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Christian Andres Black

When you jerk off and have sexual relations to someone you are related to, mostly your brother who plays FNAF.
by christianandreblack January 26, 2025
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Christian

A dude who is cracked at the tuba my guy.
Christian is cracked.
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