When an oilfield worker comes to west Texas for work, and acts as though he’s single for his two weeks there, but in reality has a wife and three kids back home, often states a way.
As often found in Tinder bios ‘Please actually be single, and not west Texas single.’ or ‘Don’t let me find out you have a wife back home.’
by richardstroker January 2, 2024
Get the West Texas Singlemug. Lewis west is the best person I have ever met. He is a good bestfriend and the hottest man on earth. Whoever meats him should give him a kiss and treat him right. He deserves it. I promise!
by ilovelewy June 18, 2022
Get the Lewis Westmug. A west virgina water slide is when your ramming your bologna poney into your inbred west virgina sister and her fish flaps are so foamy it creates a waterfall that trickles down and lubricates her dirt star.
During the firework show we heard junior giving Darla the ol west virgina water slide on the tailgate.
by WVWS.creator February 11, 2024
Get the west virgina water slidemug. A two man job where one person (A) excretes into a toilet, while the other person (B) urinates in the mouth of the excreter. The urine is then passed through (A) and urinated into the toilet. A innovative solution to classic "one restroom" issue.
by The Brainrot Bard November 14, 2024
Get the West Virginia Funnelmug. The first quarter of 2019 was a rough one. Herb Kelleher, Southwest's beloved founder, flew west. (Past tense of fly west.)
by Scottzo April 5, 2019
Get the fly westmug. Oh shit girl, you got some big ass ears. I can't wait to turn them into a West Virginia swimming pool
by Apollo1369 November 21, 2020
Get the west virginia swimming poolmug. worst school ever teachers are so disrespectful and annoying they're are some ugly ass people too and they mean ash don't go ...
by hi bitch! January 20, 2022
Get the west froward academymug.