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Schrodinger's Virgin

Someone who participated in intercourse but never orgasmed at any point in their life.
"Hey dude, I heard you lost your virginity to that babe across the street!"
"Sorry dude, I'm only Schrodinger's virgin. Her grandma walked in on us."
by MajesticSammie November 11, 2021
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more than one virgin of the story

What you hear regarding how/when a gal lost her innocence.
Female celebrities often tell more than one virgin of the story when relating the lurid/sordid details of how they got deflowered.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
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virgin sauce

It's a tanamang mongoloind called jay / kitsuh who pervs in every girl in the world
I'm gonna kill that virgin sauce
by Hexkyihsxjhjj dhh August 7, 2017
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fat ugly virgin

Fattest, Ugliest person you will meet; is also a virgin
That fat ugly virgin’s gyatt was in my face.

It smelled great.

Girl 1: Have you seen Maria?
Girl 2: Yeah, she’s such a fat ugly virgin.
Girl 1: I know, it’s so cool.
by stinkywaffle69 December 6, 2023
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Virgin

Some teenager/adult or a elder(really rare) that don't have sex yet.
Often used to refer to a young or pretty girl (often without knowing it)
Rarely used to refer to a boy.
Really used when you say "nerd".
Being a child does not count.
Jane: Jeff wants to have sex with you. He says that you are really pretty!
Anne:No way, i want to save "it". When i get more older, maybe..
Jane and most boys: ANNE IS A VIRGIN!
Anne:And after five years of dating, you and Dan have not had sex! Dan tried to convince you, but you said no!
Everyone: THE GIRLS ARE VIRGIN!
by TheUltimateUrbanCanadian June 6, 2014
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The virgin Hot dog

The virgin Hot dog is when you're gonna have a nice fuckaro with your titty equiped, virgin friend, first you get her naked on the bed. Hopefully you have a long and firm shit ready to deploy.

You take a shit right between her boobs, and you go straight to the banging. Since she's a virgin there will be blood, be sure to save the blood, 'cause you're gonna need it!

When you know you're gonna splooch, pull out and deploy your soldiers on the warm shit on her chest, that's the mustard. Now you get the blood, and spread it like ketchup.

Now you got a warm, sweet and sour, virgin hot dog you can serve anyone you like.
I did The virgin Hot dog with my girlfriend the other day, I think her mom enjoyed it i little too much
by NastyLover May 13, 2020
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coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023
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