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EMO KID

A kid who claims to be in touch with his emotions but is only in touch with one: misery. They all act depressed, tend to wear glasses with no lenses, and claim that nobody understands them. Of course we understand you, your a wuss, there you go.
"I cry myself to sleep at n-"
<swift punch to the face>
by Baxter Bones September 20, 2003
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Scene Kid

faggot with no sense of fashion or originality or anything else that non scene kids have.
by Rhiaaaaaa. February 1, 2009
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emo kid

Another classification bolstered into the media and popular culture to turn individuals into a demographic, generating lots of dough for the economy.

If you like music for depth, lyrically or musically, underground or mainstream, rock or electronic, all that means is that you understand what music SHOULD be about. It's not about what artists you listen to, or how "scene" you are, whatever "scene" you most closely tie yourself to. 's going ouIf you listen to only mainstream or only underground music, get a life. Open your minds, kids.

If you get depressed sometimes and see the world as a bleak place, well, damn straight - life isn't supposed to be easy. It's the act of conquering your problems that makes you happy - not avoiding them. And no, being emotional does not put you in the "emo", "fag", or "pussy" class. If you're getting depressed about material possessions (i.e. mom and dad won't buy that new mesh hoodie for you until next month), go buy a nice pretty gun and figure out what to do with it (not your parents, yourself! duh.). If you really think that people are good in nature, please seek counseling immediately.

When you assimilate yourself to one of these cliquey classifications, you could potentially rob yourself of your individuality, and build an invisible wall. It's called "wedge tactics", and the government uses the media to divide its people with them. So if you think that by associating yourself with a preset counterculture you're "sticking it to the man", think again.

The implication is not that falling into an "emo kid" classification, or any predefined social rung, automatically makes you a product - in theory, basing your life around a single preconceived concept does. Try being an individual, even if it went out of style.
INDIVIDUAL: I listen to Converge, Aphex Twin, Hero of a Hundred Fights, Zao, The Postal Service, Rammstein, Mindless Self Indulgence, Tool, Pete Yorn, Pantera, The Beatles, Black Flag, Stavesacre, Tech Itch, Buju Banton, Linkin Park, Rites of Spring, Wes Davis, Justin Timberlake, Paul Oakenfold, Squarepusher, Engine Down, Every Time I Die, Coldplay, Evol Intent, Braid, Vex'd, Tiesto, Sunny Day Real Estate, Venetian Snares, The Pixies, Weather Report, Wu Tang Clan, Aesop Rock, The Cars, My Chemical Romance, Tom Waits, Portraits of Past, Nirvana, Slayer, The Dave Brubeck Quartet, Boards of Canada...

BRAINWASHED "EMO KID": That is sooo not scene...
by Double A Def January 21, 2007
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Scene Kids

Kids that think they're cool but really they annoy the hell out of everyone else.
look at those ass monkeys, they're such scene kids.
by drummer4rock September 11, 2007
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Scene Kid

Usually wear neon, skinny jeans, band tees, tees with superhero logo's or cartoon characters, heavy eye make up, converse, vans etc.
Not to be confused with Emo's, Scene Kids are generally happier and wear more colour.

They like to appear unique, quirky and sometimes cute, hence obsessions with Hello Kitty, and wearing bows or buttons in their hair. They can also love dinosaurs and robots, or sometimes just random items that have smiley faces, "cute".

Hair MUST be straight at all times, and is usually dyed black or blonde, sometimes with other unnatural colours in, pink, red or blue streaks are popular. Fringes are popular, sometimes sweeping across one eye.

Aswell as obsessions with things that could be seen as cute, they tend to love bands no one has heard of and usually have an iPod headphone permanantly in their ear.
Not all Scene Kids are the same obviously, but I have to say all of the ones I know are pretty much clones.
They're not bad people, and not all of them are gay/bi like they might seem.
Scene Kids tend to hate Chavs, and spend a lot of time on Myspace, Facebook, taking pictures of themselves, and editing pictures.
by embx September 10, 2009
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Carrot Kid

The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.
"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire
by leo3375 September 22, 2009
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Scene Kid

A "social group" used by both males and females.
Often worn;
Shoes- combat boots, converse, "skater" shoes.
Pants are usually skin tight with animal print, checkers, rips...
Shirts have animation such as; Hello Kitty, Gir, Skelanimals and other famous caroons.
Wear nerd glasses.
Millions of colorful necklaces, like those popular diamond necklaces or that pink teddie.
Hair- Teased, colorfull (extentions), coontails, bows, if there hair is long its very long not just long, looks messy.
Makeup- "Racoon" eyes, bright eye shadows, fake eyelashes.
Peircings- Most peircings are used, but mostly Snake Bites.
They usually use the words; meh-me tew-to teh-the and other lame shit.
They say R0aR and raWr...?
They put there nail polish on retardedly.
They listen to scream-techno.
BrokenCyde and Attack Attack are two examples.
There obsessed with there hair.
Use the words rad, uber, cool beans.
Use faces like; >.< ^__^ XD ^-^ :3
Write there names like DanixGore/Cannible Klair/ObeseEbony/Julia Jailbait/Catastrophic Kim/Sammie Turtle Hips.....?
Wow look at that scene kid with there scene hair.

I wanna learn how to do my hair like that scene kid.

Amber-I want to be a scene kid! >.<
Julia-Okay, lets be posers. ^___^
by SCENEKIDSAREFAGS! April 21, 2010
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