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speech-to-texas

Speech-to-Texas is a state in which you are talking with far too much "twang" and as a result , speech-to-text went full Texas on ya.

For example, if you say well that truck still tows more than the other truck, and speech-to-text types "Main that truck steel toes more!", You've just witnessed "Speech-to-Texas".
Yo man , you need to work on that twang , your speech to text is actin' up and went full bore "Speech-to-Texas".
by TexasTea123 October 10, 2022
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Texas Face

The physical appearance of someone who looks friendly, familiar, approachable or generally trustworthy.
People often stop and ask him for directions because he’s got Texas face.
by Shrug Dog Millionaire November 24, 2021
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Texas catch 5

Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.

The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The Dow is down, time to play Texas catch 5.
by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025
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Texas Vacuum

When one put their partner's dick in their ass, collects shit particles, and gives head to them, swallowing the shit particles.
"Hey Sean, want to try the Texas Vacuum tonight?"
by Adamtheghoul April 24, 2025
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texas chilibutt

when you eat a load of Tex Mex and 10 minutes later your rushing to the bathroom almost splashing the whole toilet bowl and oozing liquid out your ass uncontrollably!!
I ate Taco Bell and god damn the texas chilibutt was on! excuse the mess, please and thank you!!
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Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner’s groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).
After our first date, she gave me the ole’ Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.
by Somptin March 30, 2025
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West Texas Frac Job

A sexual act formed in the oilfields of West Texas.
When a man pumps water into a woman's vaginal cavity and proceeds to have sex with her.
Frac hand 1: Aye wassup bro. That chick last night gave me a West Texas Frac Job.
Frac hand 2: Yo bro you didn't seriously fuck that lot lizard right?
Frac hand 1: Fucked her how Haliburton fucks us!
by WestTexasTick April 1, 2024
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