sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes

person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it

by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022

sam baimbridge

a boy who loves to beat his meat on his t shirt

u my friend , are a sam baimbridge

by sexywhore101 October 12, 2020

sam

a good mother fucker

sam is cool

by inini j February 2, 2023

Sam Heintz

211 S Pine

Always watching

The fridge

Did you see that rustle in the bushes? That was sam heintz

by Floobhs May 21, 2022

Sam Foust

Likes to draw and hate school.

Sam Foust hates school very much.

by M_E_M_E_S May 13, 2018

Sam

Sam is nice but loves to poop. He is annoying but loving of his pet chicken. He has a thing for flat girls but overall is caring.

I just pooped. You are such a Sam.

by JohnTh4tcoolkid December 16, 2019

Sam

Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes

"Omigosh i feel so lonely right now. I need me a Sam."

by Llallalland March 16, 2017