Retard

Someone being extra dumb

Me: I’ll go in twitter
Me: watches dumb video
Person 1 replies: retard moment
Retarded person 2: dOnT sAy R WoRd

by Bruh momento69420 September 14, 2020

Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

Someone who looks up "retard" in the Urban Dictionary, only to find that they should know what a retard is, and they don't.

Don't know what a retard is? Then you are one. Simple.

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.

Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."

by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020

Retard

Anyone who identifies themself with the conservative ideology.

"Hey look at the retard, he thinks just because he doesn't like gay people means they shouldn't get the right to marry."

by Coolguy228 November 3, 2020

Retarded

Someone who is ignorant or stupid

Alexis and gracie are retarded for adding someone back on snap they didn't know and received a dick pic

by BadLandsChugs November 7, 2020

Retard

A person who calls someone else a retard when they've never spoken or interacted with said person

Hi Michael that's guys a retard haha

by Sugerfinswift September 28, 2020