Retardism

A medical condition that only can be self-diagnosed and you will be called an idiot if you use

"SeLl yOuR CORNEAS tO kInG eNglAnD!" Said the girl who we all knew, had retardism.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

retard

a retard acts like alex p.

Man he sure is an alex p retard

by yaanday January 25, 2017

Retardes

Somebody acting immature/childish

Andrew was acting very retardes today

by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 11, 2020

Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem

Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!

by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011

retarded bitch

The most commonly used word(s) that the secret squad uses b/c of how retarded all of the group members usually are

Bella:wtf you retarded bitch y are u climbing the telephone poll

by blindpersonhrs September 22, 2019

Retardable

"Retardable" (informal, slang, portmanteau):
A blend of "retarded" and "relatable"; used to describe a person, statement, or behavior that is foolish or absurd in a humorous way, yet oddly familiar or relatable.

"That's so retardable, I would've definitely messed up worse.

by rayane1718 August 2, 2025