An oddly specific occurance of bad luck which makes you believe as though a supernatural force is fucking with you
If two people are walking in a cycle lane and you are walking on a side walk and a cyclist gets off the cycle path to avoid the two and hits you instead, you have just experienced Mark Luck
by Wagwanonthemandem April 27, 2020
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Beautiful eyes, beautiful soul. Exudes masculinity with absolutely no effort. You could look at him all day. Become obsessed with what he’s thinking? What he thinks of you. Arms that you just want to wrap around you. But while he was busy fixing everyone else. He forgot to look after himself. Probably needs to be told more often just how amazing he is!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Highly sexually charged female ;
“corr he’s got some thighs on him!!”
Biggest fan;
“Who? Mark?”
Highly sexually charged female;
“Yeah Mark!!!”
Biggest Fan;
“Yeah I know!!! I’m going to fuck him one day. I’m going to love it!!”
“corr he’s got some thighs on him!!”
Biggest fan;
“Who? Mark?”
Highly sexually charged female;
“Yeah Mark!!!”
Biggest Fan;
“Yeah I know!!! I’m going to fuck him one day. I’m going to love it!!”
by U&me1d October 17, 2022
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