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Jacob

A very annoying guy that will most likely have a lot of fake friends, Jacob is the kind of kid to interrupt your class just to tell the teacher something they never asked for. Doesn't know how to control his anger and will blow up like a bomb.
Teacher: "All right class now o-" Jacob: "Teacher is your screen saver a waterfall?"
by Pierce_77 October 21, 2022
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jacob

hes a very cute and sexy guy who always thinks with his dick and loves long walks at the beach. Preferably with children because he's so good with them.
by Hensler August 8, 2021
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Jacob

person 1 Hey? me and Jacob is going on a date.

Jacob I'm sorry but i am dating your best friend?
by Starflys January 1, 2023
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Gay Jacob

A homosexual man, most known for his love of sucking off his friends or even taking it up the ass. Commonly part of LGBT groups such as the G7 or Stats 244, using his supple lips to please his peers.
Sigma balls, Gay Jacob!
Gay Jacob is Albert Geistein.
by rottencanofsoup October 14, 2022
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Dirty Jacob

When you stick your tongue down your little brothers butthole, licking the poop out, then sharing the poop in a wet sloppy French kiss.
I gave my little brother Tucker a “Dirty Jacob”.
by AmongUsTard October 13, 2023
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Jacob

Secretly the gayest guy in the squad or friend group
by The real Jacob May 24, 2020
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jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.
by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016
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