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love bean

1. Slang for the male prostate gland.

2. Also could be referring to a single testicle.
Jenny started rubbing my love bean, and I said, WTF bitch start sucking my dick.
by Anonymous February 5, 2003
mugGet the love beanmug.

bean dip

A mexican baptizim, where the mexican gets baptized in holy water.
The holy water turned brown after the bean dip.
by bean dippin brad August 12, 2007
mugGet the bean dipmug.

mr. bean

Mr. Bean is a funny show if you're between the ages of 3-9. It does however, border on stupid. Rowan Atkinson who plays Mr. Bean, is much better in the show Blackadder.
Parent 1: My kids are watching mr. Bean...
Parent 2: That show annoys me.
Parent 3: Stop talking about that show.
by Chuz February 3, 2006
mugGet the mr. beanmug.

bean pie

To act in the manner of a special ED kid. To be a total waste in many aspects of life.
Man 1: Dude I am going to the Strip Club with a bag full of nickels

Man 2: Man you are a fuckin' bean pie!
by C_Tizzels May 20, 2003
mugGet the bean piemug.

Jelly-Bean

Hey man, I don't think you should talk to Lupita. I heard she is a jelly-bean.
by TheRealKoolaid February 3, 2018
mugGet the Jelly-Beanmug.

BEAN DAY

The day where humanity celebrates beans and their incredibly amazing creation. I mean come on, beans are splendid. Every year on October 28th.
Nugget: "Hey bean its October 28th meaning its bean day!"

The Whole World: "HAPPY BEAN DAY!"
by yeehawnugget October 23, 2019
mugGet the BEAN DAYmug.

UwU Bean

A person with a soft or gentle personality, commonly depicted making a face similar to an UwU.
Awwww- you’re such a little UwU bean!
by Boss_Bueno January 8, 2022
mugGet the UwU Beanmug.

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