douche bag 

what you are for looking this up.

by actually looking up this definition and reading this, you are a douche bag.

douche bag by Lindsey Marie :] October 11, 2006

douche bag 

A guy you meet on the plane to New York City that says he can hook you up with the party people and party scene. He knows owners, you'll party with Victoria Secretions models and you just might throw a few back with Jay-Z until 11 AM. The fucked up thing is, you're so fired up about partying in NYC you believe him.

We met this douche bag on the plane that promised the world but didn't come through. He always had 2 calls on it.

douche bag by Johnny John Johnson March 7, 2004

douche muncher 

One who munches douche

Dude, you're such a douche muncher.

douche muncher by Nancy M July 27, 2005

Douche Boy 

What I call one of my rivals in class.

Rebecca:HEY JACOB! YOU DOUCHE BOY!

Jacob:Go f*ck yourself.

Rebecca:Douche Boy bitch. x_x

Douche Boy by AweshumzGirl10 January 15, 2010

Douche Squad 

Another term for a group of douche bags.

"Here comes the douche squad from Arizona."

Douche Squad by Dudes Night September 5, 2006

douche hydrant

Term that describes one that is a douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, jackass, fucker, asshole, etc.

Person 1: That guy was such a douche
Person 2: Yeah, a big one too, pretty much a douche hydrant all around.

douche hydrant by Junta December 17, 2006

Douche Meat  

A person who is a jock or hard ass who think they are cool by the car they have and or job they have.

Hey john over there sure is a douche meat showing off his new car.

Douche Meat by Fat Ass McBlobicus December 23, 2006