A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.
"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"
by Bradley the third December 2, 2009
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Get the douche box mug.1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.
2. General pejorative directed at men.
2. General pejorative directed at men.
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
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Get the rooster douche mug.Inverse Drive-by Douche:
1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!
Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”
“Believe in yourself!!”
“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”
“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”
“Believe in yourself!!”
“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”
“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same”
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
Get the Drive-by Douch mug.A hairstyle which features one strip of hair, of any length, in the middle of the head, with other parts being shorter or shaved. Formerly called a mohawk, and worn by Native Americans and punk rock fans, the hairstyle has been taken over by fraternity douchebags and clueless rednecks. The douche-stripe seems to be the modern equivalent of a mullet.
by douchespotter August 4, 2010
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