old cheese

Also can be used in reference to your mother or your wife.

My old cheese will dust me if I go to the pub after work.

by Diego December 3, 2003

string cheese

Cheesy vaginal residue left on the string portion of a woman's string thong.

Aw man, look at all that string cheese on your thong!

by Robina Rocks! December 26, 2006

Cheese Bread

A variety of drunk food that involves melting copious amonts of cheese on bread. There are several varieties of toppings that may be added, including garlic powder, salami, bacon and/or fresh basil.

We got home from the bar and made some sweet, sweet cheese bread.

by Canmor August 11, 2009

cheese weenie

a dirty,std infected penis. may smell like cheese and/or appear to have cheese coming out of it. cheese weenie was invented and first used by G.

man u have been with so many nasty bitches, i bet u got cheese weenie don't u?

by shane941 March 27, 2007

coke cheese

Slang for a nice frosty Coca-Cola. Used only in the ghettos of Andover and Newton, MA. Straight Gangsta.

Original: Brian can I have some more coke cheese?

Improved: AYO BNIGZ HAND A BROTHA A COKE CHEESE AND A BOTTLE OF DAT EASY JESUS.

by JCREEP July 27, 2008

shaka cheese

Grated Parmesan and Romano cheese in a cardboard cannister.

Do you want shaka cheese on your spaghetti?

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

Puppy Cheese

The delicious culinary delicacy created when a puppy kennel has its area (defined by a quadratic equation) set to less than zero. Usually beloved pets are put into this cheese, making it a very high delicacy.

Guy: "So we broke into his backyard and stole his puppy"
Girl: "What did you do with it?"
Guy: "Made puppy cheese of course!"
Girl: "Thats horrible!"
Guy: "No, its delicious!!"

by C & N December 13, 2009