by Themanspam August 4, 2023

Mr Cooke is a total biscuit.
by pidpenishater November 29, 2024

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."
"He is such a potato biscuit."
"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."
"He is such a potato biscuit."
"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."
by imstalkingyou123456789 October 9, 2011

Not to be mistaken for its superior, the crossiant, a flakey dessert. It also does fAN FREAKIN TASTIC WITH TEA LIKE OMG IT IS ALSO RLLY GOOD WITH BUTTER LIKE IT GETS ALL MELTY LIKE MMMMMMM YAAAAAAA IMMA EAT THESE BISCUITS DOWN THE HATCH
Tim: Oh why n’yello there Jimmithy, would you like a spot of tea with a biscuit
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
Jimmithy: Oh why indeed, a biscuit would be most enjoyable smeared with butter while it is still warm. Cheers!
Tim and Jimmithy: (Click their fancy lil’ teacups together)
by Sneaky Cheese March 14, 2018

by Tr@$h January 23, 2021

the ugliest cat that has graced the earth. He is built like the moon emoji and has the emotional range of a spoon.
by BiscuitHater April 26, 2021

Person 1:*bad music comes on at party* damn this music sucks
Person 2: fr this song is straight biscuits
Person 2: fr this song is straight biscuits
by Manicshitworm May 2, 2021
