Sam

A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.

Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any

by BackSeeet October 22, 2018

Sam

Sam friends sister wants to have sex with him

Elias’s sister: I wanna do sam
Her friend: same

by TheQuinnual November 24, 2021

Sam

Sam the best friend of a very FUCKING Sexy hot Turkish guy name Deniz has Little to no Brain cells he has a pretty cool editing channel tho

Sam don’t get a buzz cut

by Deniz 2946 November 22, 2021

sammed

To be bamboozled by misdirection, misfortune, and not having skill

blud got sammed😭

by geeehckschehzz(akaryu) January 3, 2024

Sam Qurike

someone who sucks massive knob. he enjoys it. a bit of the sucky sucky

wow look at that sam qurike

by grace lowe March 29, 2019

Sam and Cat

An unnecessary spinoff of both ICarly and Victorious. The show is not awful but continuing victorious would have been better.

Person 1: Sam and Cat was so unnecessary!
Person 2: at least it’s better than planet sheen

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious April 10, 2022

Sam

Sam is a really insecure and tiny penis man. Sam also likes bathbombs

"god, that guy looks like a real loser!"
"yeah he's SUCH a Sam!"

by p1inky January 4, 2024